Russian Massage

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004

Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.

"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

by Dave May 1, 2004

letter S frontpage missage

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.

Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!

by AA September 10, 2003

West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010

bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011

messhage

A term a speshial person uses instead of "message"

There's a messhage that I'm sending, hope you receive.

by Bird March 14, 2005

massagé a trois

Act of being massaged by two or more people

Yesterday brenda and Jennifer came over after I got from the gym and when I informed them of my soreness we had a massagé a trois.

by JooseMayne April 12, 2015