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Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
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chauffeur driven Mercedes

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.
by adirudi February 6, 2023
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Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates
Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.
by iownnoobs December 14, 2008
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merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.
When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.
by tonya barnett March 26, 2007
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meredia

Somebody who is constantly feeling sorry for his/herself, who continually degrades his/herself, and tells people trying to help him/her to stop caring about him/her. Somebody who is increasingly and irreversible pessimistic and moody.
Gosh, so-and-so doesnt like me and I'm not good enough for him/her, and I'm not made for the kind of pressure that I'm under, and nobody cares what achievements I make, and I'm overall a completely utterly hopeless person! ARRRGGGHHH!!! I'm such a meredia!"
by anonymous history January 12, 2008
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