Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

Mayron

A ugly dirty ogre, who lives under a bridge and takes drugs like they are candy to feed their grueling addiction.

Yeah that girl is lowkey a Mayron, I heard she stinks

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Mayonett

A condiment developed in the labs of Company XeuS™ which is chemically composed of 69% Mayonnaise, 30% pure Iraqi semen and 1% classified ingredients known as 'other stuff.' Made with love.

"Oh hey Echo, would you like some of this Mayonett? I made it myself. " Storm declared (with bloodshot eyes).
"Hell yeah man I love these stuff!" Echo replied enthusiastically.

by rtherickster December 4, 2025

c'mayonnaise

The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.

"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."

by Booiou December 6, 2013

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015

whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016