matheo

He is gay. He loves kids. He stands at the front of schools at the end of the day. He watchs gay porno. No boys wants him because he is knows for his little dick. He can suck himself. He also watchs soccer and golf and look at the dick of the players. He is in love with his homophobic cousin so he cant assume it.

MATHEO IS GAY

by 0n3guy March 18, 2023

sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.

It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.

by windysister June 16, 2009

nug matter

the remaining smoke able chunks left at the bottom of the bowl after you blow off a layer of ash

zany;hey pack another bowl
fred;hold up there's some nug matter let me Finnish it off

by xanythegreat August 18, 2011

civil matter

Anything that police can not get in the middle of. Such as custody battles, divorces, or anything that doesn't involve a crime.

sorry sir you will need to talk to your lawyer due to this being a civil matter.

by agilk March 16, 2016

subject matter asshole

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.

That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole

by BostonGhost July 30, 2017

javier mateo rodriguez

Very sexy, muscular man of Hispanic descent.

wow javier mateo rodriguez, you have such a large penis!

by Lindsy Wall October 17, 2018

Dominic Mattox

he is such a bitch ass hoe, but his brother is amazing.

Dominic Mattox is a gay bitch.

by smurt duud May 12, 2019