The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals
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Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
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Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
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Get the Matapedia eggplant mug.A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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Ashley Matanovic holds onto her loves and knows when he is the right one, but when he breaks her heart, they dont get a second chance.
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Ashley Matanovic holds onto her loves and knows when he is the right one, but when he breaks her heart, they dont get a second chance.
Ashley loves her family and friends more than anything, and is always there for you!
Ashley knows exactly what to say, and when to say it,
She is a good girl and loves a drink and party! Ashley has the hottest ass and best smile!
by Banana.All.The.Way May 10, 2011
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2:„Oh Selin Matan? She’s perfect that’s it. Ps her instagram @ is matanselin.“
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