eddie martin

He has a big dong and loves singing songs

Wow that dudes an Eddie Martin

by Nats_21 February 1, 2015

toby martin

really cool slender guy with intellect above all

wow i wish i was like toby martin

by poggggggy June 23, 2021

Martin Tyler

Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football

"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

Kristian martin

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin

Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock

by Navygirl October 18, 2012

Daisy Martin

Daisy is a fit girl on the bus who is so so nice she is well fit

Daisy Martin is fit

By your crush James on the bus

by James on the bus November 22, 2018

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

English Martin

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa

Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin

by #nottony September 9, 2021