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Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.
I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.
by TheZippo November 8, 2019
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Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present
She is such a goddess Martina
by eve smith November 21, 2021
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Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present
She is such a goddess Martina
by eve smith November 21, 2021
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francisco martin duran

crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks
did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?
by alexde May 8, 2007
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Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.
Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time
by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011
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Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini
1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.
by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014
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Warren Martined

The fuck boi of all fuck boi's. A man who has a small penis and tries to find fault in everyone else so you cannot see his.
Dude you just got Warren Martined
by Yup Its Me July 5, 2015
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