pissed the moint 

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

pissed the moint by QuacksO October 23, 2019

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

The Dirty Monk by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022

poke a monk 

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

poke a monk by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK 

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.

Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

Dirty Holly Monk

A girl whos really slutty yet no one actually wants her. Shes also colossal

"Yo my ex girl was lowkey a slut.. she a dirty holly monk lowkey"
"eww thats nasty bruv"

Dirty Holly Monk by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024