Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

leon mickey davis

The act of a man whispering sweet nothings into your ear 2-3 a day.

I can stop thinking about the way he sounded when he leon mickey davis me when he was away for work.

by Princess Peggy September 20, 2020

double hit Mickey

Droping Acid and Shrooms at the same time.

My Scro took a Double Hit Mickey at an underground last night as was still tripping balls this morning.

by SpencerForHire August 18, 2022

Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.

I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.

by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022

Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025