When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
Get the mexican backrub mug.When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016
Get the mexican dustbuster mug.The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
Get the Mexican Turtle mug.When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
by MTinside January 28, 2018
Get the Mexican Teletubbie mug.The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
Get the mexican excavator mug.Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
Get the Mexican Gabo mug.User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.
"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"
by ameteriavis August 29, 2021
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