A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
by Team Ax April 29, 2021
When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.
by Clee Toris May 25, 2020
The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
by Refofel June 27, 2015
When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017