Massabesic Middle School

MMS is part of the RSU 57 school district, and located in York county, Southern Maine. This school is full of hillbillies, VSCO girls and boys, those "quirky" people, and just those typical annoying kids. Where's Maine you're probably wondering, it's that one state in the US that no one ever talks about or cares about. About half of the people there, are jocks who carry around bluetooth speakers only to blast shitty rap music that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. Almost every year, at least 1 person will get suspended for juuling in the bathrooms. If you ever go there or visit you might so unlucky as to run into a tribe of VSCO girls/boys who carry white hydroflasks with friendship bracelets on them, wear scrunchies and dirty white crocs religiously, and who also think saying sksksk and I oop is a national sport. Out of all the districts in York, RSU 57 is runner up in the shittiest school contest pushed off the throne by Bonny Eagle. The water there is so deliciously flavored like chlorine that after you drink it you subconsciously wonder how long it will take for it to kill you.

"You're going to Massabesic Middle School?! Stay back foul peasant" *proceeds to take out air freshener and lighter*

by one depressed bitch September 15, 2019

dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

ashland, massachusetts

Ashland, or "Trashland" as Hopkinton and Holliston like to say, is a typical example of a suburban New England town that recently got a train station and considers itself more urban than the surrounding towns because of it. Then it builds a new school and million dollar houses while the selectmen bitch about how the town treasury is empty. Located between Worcester and Boston, the kids like to pretend they're from the city, but do nothing but "hang at the rez", specifically the pumphouse or rope swing, and take the 20 minute trek to the Natick Mall cause the only retail stores are on the Framingham side of town, and one must be fluent in Spanish or a number of Indian dialects to make any purchases.

"Looks like we're stuck in Ashland, Massachusetts again cause I got a flat tire on the pike and my car can't handle route 9. Let's go to the pumphouse and get stoned"

by Not From NY July 17, 2006

Massapequa

A large town set right in the middle of the south shore on Long Island. True Massapeqians know that south of Merrick Rd. is where it's at. Home of the infamous All American Burger where MHS kids get there daily fix. And of course we can't forget the beautiful waterfront homes and awesome private beaches. To sum it up: Massapequa, the OC of Long Island. The place where the beach scene meets the suburbs. A town that sets standards, a place that knows where it's at!

We are heading out to Long Island today, maybe do some tubing, tanning...u know Massapequa style.

by MHS CHIEF May 13, 2005

Murda Mass

Slang for Massachusetts

Yo i be from dat Murda Mass

by BeanTown781 May 27, 2006

Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Town in southeast massachusetts, sandwiched between fall river and new bedford. The area is mostly known for over emphasizing the importance of high school basketball and football. Most of the best players are idolized and turned into local celebrities and then never amount to much in the rest of their lives. On the other hand, they have a great music department, and a beautiful harbor and many beautiful beaches. In the north side of town there are housing projects, a mall, and a very commercialized district that stretches a few miles.

ex: A: "Dartmouth, Massachusetts? Yea, Ryan and Norm used to be so good"
B: "Yea, I know. What are they doing now?"
A: "Who cares. Probably nothing."

by southeasternmasshole March 21, 2008