Arrange marriage

marriage of a wife and husband by parents

I hate getting into an arrange marriage

by 459395 April 11, 2023

great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.

My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.

by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023

marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

great-grandaunt-by-marriage

Great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

plural marriage

A term used by Mormom Fundamentalists and the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints to refer to a polygynist marriage.

When I spiritually married my "husband" John, I entered into a plural marriage, since he was already legally married to Jane.

by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022