penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014
mugGet the penis mailmug.

Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
mugGet the Mail junkiemug.
When you send an e-mail to multiple people and don't hide their e-mail address. Good way for spammers to harvest e-mail addresses. Better practice is to send bcc: when you have a large list.
I hate it when I get a chain e-mail Broadcasting e-mail address to the entire internet world!

Never send e-mails or forwards to a large group. Rather show all individuals as a bcc.
by MsDish September 20, 2011
mugGet the Broadcasting e-mail addressmug.

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.
by Stubbedout August 20, 2021
mugGet the Daily Mailingmug.

E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.
The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021
mugGet the E-MAIL WRESTLINGmug.

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011
mugGet the junk mailmug.

mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.
Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.
by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021
mugGet the mail persuasionmug.

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