I swear to God this guy will graze your junk while looking you straight in the eyes and then go bang a stripper
Donnie Lord Luck and I are about to go to the strip club but first he has feel me up in front of my parents
by Charismatic monkey January 30, 2018
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Get the luck mug.KTO Luck is a phenomenon that occurs to the being known as KTO . He has extraordinary bouts of luck at all times, regardless of if its what he wants.
"Bro he just got a Uchiha, He didn't even want it, this KTO Luck BULLSHIT is pissing me off. I quit.
by ACHILL3ES December 19, 2025
Get the KTO Luck mug.The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
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Person 1: I’ve been running at this wall for over an hour and nothing has spawned. This game sucks.
Person 2: Luck issue.
Person 2: Luck issue.
by Atomic_9602 May 14, 2022
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