Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.

"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉

Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf

by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021

incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009

loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

by Merpface April 26, 2014

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

Loaf

Money

“Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”

by Broamalyn October 2, 2018

loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord December 17, 2007