pike lizard 

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

pike lizard by woffman June 27, 2010

lint lizard 

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

lint lizard by ringleader March 17, 2012

Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

Lung Lizard by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012

flying lizard kick 

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

flying lizard kick by 123adam May 14, 2014

linoleum lizard 

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

linoleum lizard by IronNerf July 8, 2014

lame lizard 

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

lame lizard by Tigurz March 10, 2015

ramp lizard 

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.

ramp lizard by Farsiite April 19, 2016