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the most famous lion on planet earth 

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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bright eyed lion 

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
bright eyed lion by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

bright eyed lion 

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.
bright eyed lions sure is retarded
bright eyed lion by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

National Nova/Lion Day 

November 30 is National Nova/Lion Day. On this day she gets lots of love and hugs cause she’s awesome.
“Dude it’s National Nova/Lion Day! How are you not already celebrating?”
National Nova/Lion Day by lionisepic November 25, 2023

Alex The Lion 

The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
"ALEX THE LION, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?"
Alex The Lion by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023

Anglo-Saxon Lion

An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.
Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”

Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
Anglo-Saxon Lion by onetenth June 27, 2024