Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

Lucky Lands

A bad place for looting and getting guns.

Friend: Ay b0ss lets go to Lucky Lands.
Other Friend: No wtf leave the party right now.
Friend: No.
Other Friend: Okay.

by clubpenguinplusrobloxislife May 23, 2018

Landed Immigrant

A landed immigrant is a permanent resident which has not been granted citizenship of the country they have moved to yet, not an illegal immigrant, one that can work legally.

Not allowed to vote or join the armed forces higher than a certain rank, also not allowed represent the country they moved to.

That guy is a landed immigrant

I love landed immigrants

Im not Canadian, im a landed immigrant

by English Jon in Canada 2 March 30, 2009

prolific lands

Pussy, but for literature.

She kept calling him to her cabin, again and again, asking for him to further explore her prolific lands and to give her that fantastic feeling of pleasure.

by Maryus76 April 11, 2021