balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

prolific lands

Pussy, but for literature.

She kept calling him to her cabin, again and again, asking for him to further explore her prolific lands and to give her that fantastic feeling of pleasure.

by Maryus76 April 11, 2021

Yankee land

Yankee land is a derogatory term to describe America. Most commonly used in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, but can be heard all throughout Europe as well. The French keep it plan and simple calling them stupid Americans.

Non American: What is there to do in yankee land

American: nothing but shoot guns, fuck cousins, and work insane hours

Non American: wow that’s tough mate I wouldn’t wanna go to yankee land

by The trvth August 14, 2021

Anal Land

a discord server.
it's very chaotic please do not try joining

person 1: have you joined anal land?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: good, it's hell.

by lolamongus20 June 24, 2022