Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

leo land

Leo land is the home of all leolandians where queen Leo lives with Sophie the cat the protector of Leo land

We wanted to visit Leo land but we can't speak leo-landish

by FunnySophieCat January 18, 2022

Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.

Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.

by Jujunum August 26, 2018

Land Sauce

That clear liquids you gotta drink to survive. For any of you uneducated losers you guys call it “water”

Damn son this land sauce is warm wtf.

by Xxxswagnemite#yolo420XX October 17, 2017