Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

by slangtypeshit October 27, 2014

Lag

The worst thing ever. Lag is as ugly as trump's balls.

Guy: My game is laggy
Guy #2: Then grab some bleach.
Guy: Ok!

by Shrekt738 December 2, 2016

Tag Lag

experiencing a slow or delayed response form outlook when tagging an email.

"Where did that email just go? I tagged it and now its gone. It must be due to Tag Lag"

by Scheduling March 6, 2024

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

lag (dev)

lag is an extremely sexy developer who has worked on multiple things such as redited, cs3, spotify skipper, blatzarsoft and nice-http.

he works on cs3 with cloudburst and blue, who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie streaming experience.

lag (dev) is an extremely sexy mobile app developer.

by TotallyNotJpants October 15, 2022