Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror

We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

LAD

A member of a group based on the internet that are always cocky, arrogant & drunk. They tend to be unemployed with ginger hair and freckles. Usually plump.

Shall we log on and chat to the lads?

by buckfastunited December 7, 2013

Yound Lad

yound lad named henry = gay.

Yound lad named henry is fuggin cuir

by younds suck December 31, 2007

random lad

Super cool person

That a random lad

by NotARandomLad January 17, 2024

little lad day

Little lad day, is an important day for gen z. It involves the meme: little lad.

“Don’t forget your berries and cream!”

“What?”
“For little lad day, the 20th of September”

by Nope :)) September 12, 2021

pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023