long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

scran it lad

a phrase used to permit someone to devour the absolute living shit out of a piece of food

person 1 - 'scran it lad'
perston 2 (lad) - *proceeds to scran it*

by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The lads

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮

Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs

by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020

Gym Lad!!!

A Gym Lad!!! eats sleeps the gym, he is sometimes a very strange creature that posts selfies of themselves on social media to gain attention from people that he has never met in his life. If you find yourself near a Gym Lad!!! your best bet is to run away as his obnoxious behaviour is extremely bewildering.

The Gym Lad!!! lifted the barbell and grunted heavily.

by Ben dover for me March 27, 2020

Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

by Aoneill2k22 October 17, 2022

lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

by dandans January 17, 2022