Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 09, 2020
by Madirishguy July 11, 2014
Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!
by Sketchy with a K June 01, 2024
When your best friend defends you from your other friend, then takes your robotic arm home to freeze, then is encouraged by the friend who lost the arm to jerk off with it.
My best friend and I got into a massive brawl with another mutual friend, and I ended the night with the lucky Bucky
by SattMynowicz October 13, 2020
To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.
American: Where's your green card senior?
Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!
Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!
Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
by The Strangers August 29, 2013
by Succubitch69 April 27, 2019
A tab which you flip upside down when opening a fresh box, this is the tab you smoke last that nobody can have saves on
by Bants124 December 30, 2021