lamp

lathargic apathetic monotone person

Those lamps are very boring. Lets find something else to stare at.

by travtmantreeman March 28, 2008

cold lampin'

Night fishing for lamprey or other eels, originally in Florida.

We were cold lampin' on the panhandle until about 2 when the storm rolled in.

by billows November 12, 2007

dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat

by UNCLE JESSE'S NEIGHBOORHOOD June 22, 2005

Lamping

Sitting on someones face and slapping them naked.

I was totally lamping my girlfriend yesterday.

by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

lampin

Some shit you do in the Hamptons, when youre just kickin it with ya homegirl Samantha Tufo puffing on some of that super funky skunky shit that you could smell all the way from the lobby at the St. Regis, brrrrah, ya dig??

*cell phone ring -whatss goood?*
- " Just lampin' in the Hamptons with my homegirl whos like, whhhhatts a hammmock??"

by Kayla Floa September 30, 2007

what the lampshade

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

by maryjo December 28, 2004

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004