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late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
mugGet the late crimemug.

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give or want to save brain space for other shit.
Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, --boy--"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late."
by vjel October 10, 2022
mugGet the late.mug.

The late show

Police terminology for 3rd shift.where.depending on the precinct.things can either be crazy y pretty tranquil.
Since Harry bosch is now semi retired michael connelly wrote . the late show to introduce us to a new female protagonist
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
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late shilo

When the garbage crew guy from Ren fest over sleeps and leaves ass his comrades down till he can wade through the cesspool of turkey leg eating monsters to shine a light at the end of the tunnel when his horns touch fest grounds.
700 sweep isn't done yet? Damn must be a late Shilo
by Shadezilla the vanilla gorilla September 19, 2021
mugGet the late shilomug.

lated

Bored or unhappy. Opposite of elated.
by zoeydarlin January 13, 2008
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Late

Ken was late again
by KenIsLate June 28, 2022
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