Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

Late

YOUR FRICKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Josh:your late
Julia:No

by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021

late shilo

When the garbage crew guy from Ren fest over sleeps and leaves ass his comrades down till he can wade through the cesspool of turkey leg eating monsters to shine a light at the end of the tunnel when his horns touch fest grounds.

700 sweep isn't done yet? Damn must be a late Shilo

by Shadezilla the vanilla gorilla September 19, 2021

Late Night Ghost Club

The slang used for “Klu Klux Klan”

Hey, You going to the late night ghost club meeting. I heard we are burning stuff

by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021

the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

the medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012

medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2013