lasing

Studying or performing a task with extreme focus or concentration.

Get out of my room, dude! I'm lasing for this exam!

by wyuen April 29, 2008

Lining

Commonplace jargon in the world of theatre for the act of memorising lines.

Calum: "Fancy a cheeky Nandos?"
Chavvesty: "Mate, I'd bloody love that but I'm lining all night for this Jove audition in the morning."

by DuncmanDefinitions September 29, 2015

landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006

Avril Lavinge

Okay Deuchbags! listen up. sure avril Lavignes music sucks the bag, but it isn't aimed at you. sure she is a piece of shit little poser who can't sing or play, and decided to write a song about homelessness because she spent a week in New York and Saw a bum on Gunhill, but unless your a prepubescent girl, you need to get on with your life.

Avril Lavinge is for twelve year olds, so try focusing your energy on getting a job, or ripping on a band aimed for your age group

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005