Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

Gator Land

Florida.

Gator Land is a scary place.

by ImToadY May 7, 2021

moose land

Canada

Moose Land

by maamaablacksheep August 29, 2010

Spazti-Land

A Special place on the continent Lithutarzanica where the Holy Unicorn Dwells. It contains the souls of those who have been Blessed by him and been rid of their Ugliness.

Capital-Uniuniuni
Dominant Species-Unicorns :)
Currency- uni (◊1UCD=$17USD)
National Bird-Unibirdicorn
National Animal-chipmunk! JK! It's the unicorn, of course!
Population-11.2 millions Unicorns, 7.6 millions humans
Area-hmmmm...Nobody really knows...

How do you give an example of Spazti-Land?

by Jenny Lake August 25, 2010