Kevin

A lanky ass motherfucker that thinks he's good at basketball. But has a wack as jumshot and uses his extreme height for nothing.

Girl: "Kevin is so trash at basketball"
Girl: "IKR, and he's skinny to so he shouldn't even be playing the sport

by Shaqtin a fool October 15, 2018

Kevin

A gay, tall, funny and dumb boy that honestly needs help in life. Also a smartass.

That boy is as dumb as a “Kevin”

by Joseph Burden December 2, 2018

Kevin

A pigeon named and loved by Louis Tomlison from the band One Direction who barks

"Look its a pigeon"
"No, its Kevin"

by Sexyness12 September 9, 2012

kevin

Someone who is being rude.

Originally derived from the word 'rudd', after former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. The term later evolved to 'kevin'.

"Thats a bit kevin, mate!"
Or,
Somebody says something you don't like: "Kevin!"

by geoff2o9 April 27, 2014

Kevin

The dumbest Kid ever very selfish and mean also something time he can be very fucking gay

Kevin is very gay

by Xxxtenkid of you February 7, 2019

Kevin

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time

Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man

by Alex T August 16, 2016

Kevin

Kevin is a name usually given to a male. Kevin is a name that originated in 15th century Ireland in a form of old Irish slang. Kevin was spelled K'evvie en in the old Irish language but pronounced similarly but in a slightly different accentuation on the second syllable of "vin". It used to be used as a slang for nice king gentle and handsome and eventually the name kevin became to mean gentle and handsome. Kevin ha now become a widely used popular name all over the world. They usually have 12 pack abs and a 8 inch uncut. They are really strong and smart and great at sex and head. The name kevin can also be used in Ireland to say something is gentle like the wind or a motherly caress. The name kevin Gaines popularity around the 1970s and has maintained popularity with minimal fluctuations in popularity. Every year about 500,000,000 babies are named Kevin. The name dates back to a long time ago when people still wrote mail and sent them by boat or horse or foot. Be proud of tht heritage.

Kevin is an amazing person I love him and would love to ride him all night long till I'm walking side to side. Oooops I'm wet just thinking about that.

by Kk cools December 4, 2016