Karla is the most beautiful, gorgeous,and kind girl anyone will ever know. She smart as fuck, her style is fucking amazing. She's so sweet caring, loyal. She sassy and can fuck up your life if you do her dirty, so don't fucking treat her like shit . I'm doing the best I can to put what she means to me and what she's like into words but sometimes the Best things in the world can't be explained with words. if you have a Karla or if you have my Karla I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP HER because for me she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would give my life up for her if I needed to. She has always been there for me through thick and thin, through trying to kill myself, through the worse breakup I've ever had, through me crying to her. I love her with all my heart. She is a sister to me and I would never trade her for anything. I love her so much and appreciate everything this fucked up ass world has put me through. She fucking family, my sister. I love her with all my fucking soul
by Edwin and Brandon July 18, 2019
Get the Karlmug. The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
Get the Karl Hamburgermug. Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.
by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023
Get the Karlmug. Karl-lee is the best at everything ever
by Big batti 66 September 23, 2020
Get the Karl-leemug. Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
by Jjffj October 11, 2018
Get the Karlmug. a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
Get the Joyous Karlmug. An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon
Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025
Get the Karlmug.