NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
Get the Karl Malonemug. Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .
Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B
Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019
Get the Karlmug. Karl is a boy's name with German origins. The man Karl means “free man” and is a great name for any baby who is ready to grow and explore the world around them. Karl's are usually very or exceptionally handsome or sharp and is very playful with friends and family. Most of the time their humor is very aggressive and sometimes may go to far to prove a point. Karls can grow to be somewhat tall and can also be very intense when you anger them or get on their nerves, though they forgive very often.
by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023
Get the Karlmug. 
A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
by Kæælll February 6, 2018
Get the karl johanmug. by Stankyfarts February 14, 2023
Get the Karlmug. Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
Get the Karl Whackingmug.