Kevin

somehow he's like kinda friends with everyone but not really... tbh he's a lying lil bitch that's pretty irrelevant and you sure wouldn't care about him. also uhhh im pretty sure everyone thinks hes gay err 0.0

K: Did u hear what kevin did?
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin

D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw

by TheUrbanDictionaryCult:3 January 8, 2019

Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

Kevin it’s a tall guy he is super funny he looks mean but he actually he is super nice and wen he angry he doesn’t play around Kevin always have the biggest dick and he is a super loyal and he will never chit on a girl he is protective he like to dress as cool as he can he like the color red and black and he is define

Kevin is the best boyfriend ever best in bed

by Young dodo Daquan March 27, 2019

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017

Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.

That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!

by Flayling October 19, 2020

Kevin

A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.

Kevin oh look

by Lolduckmycuck March 11, 2019