joel jose

a snigger whos eyes bulge out of his 6.9mm dick. He also likes kids with bent backs in his white van or bedroom. Is a short south African looking nigger

woah you looking like a joel jose

by Luxe1 November 19, 2019

Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.

Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare’

by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021

Joel

Joel is a lightskin fatty who thinks he's funny and thinks he can get all the girls when in reality he is ugly and no one likes him. He also teases all the nerd kids because he's insecure of himself because a girl rejected him and moved to his best mate. Joel is just a fat lightskin no one could care less about. People often think joel should kill himself but don't say it to his face and plenty of girls find him annoying and unattractive

Ewww, f*ck off you Joel

by MSJ URBAN DICTIONARY January 14, 2022

Joel

Someone who likes to be naked.

In the beach there are a lot of Joels

by castroariel September 19, 2024

Joel

The best driver in the world, very skilled, has a very big dick, cute, has more ass than girls

OMG its Joel

by Babu_maan January 19, 2024

Joeling it

Joeling it refers to the act of Joel stroking his gangly penis.

Oh I’m Joeling it - my smegma ridden winky!

by Sp33nstrokr May 20, 2025

Joel

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.

Boy: I think I'm in love with you
Girl: Shut up Joel!

by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021