joel beighton

A jigglypuff with a pepperami cock that he beats every night

Joel beightons gay

by Oil bell January 28, 2018

joel

Joel, a very interesting and mysterious man. Joel is a keeper. He is shy but when you get to know him he is the best. He is not loyal to his friends and he is very selfish. He hurts girls by constantly texting them and then ignoring them. He has an abnormally weird shaped head, kind of an ancient tomb type of head some people might say. He is also attracted to very big girls who are almost twice his size.

hot girl: is that joel ?
joel’s friend: you can tell by the head shape.

by joeymole69 November 21, 2021

Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.

“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel”

by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022

joel

A clumsy, unclean fellow, small and childish, known for scratching himself in public. Joel is often a drunkard and cannot live without his ale.

omg joel, not here

by David Wench Varghese February 17, 2025

Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.

Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.

by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019

Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels

Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps

by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022

Joel

Joel is a person who likes to make jokes, and is not afraid to grab a cast iron if you wanna be an asshole about it.

Joel

by Anonymous 78000 April 26, 2022