Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples

Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!

by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008

jobby fingers

When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.

Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers

by mussytillidie September 28, 2009

Joey Longhaull

When your driving fatigued so you have a wank to wake yourself up

Mate, I was so cooked driving home from the country I had to rip a sneaky Joey Longhaull

by DJ Sneaky Digits April 26, 2017

Joey Jam

Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.

Wow, look at their joey jam, it brings tears to my eyes.

by Paraniod4 May 18, 2017

Joey Sussex

A Joey Sussex is a male usually between the ages of 16-25 who lives in the Sussex county of England, probably will be seen wearing a slim fit tracksuit and Nike Huaraches, listens to grime and tries to talk 'street' in an attempt to impress all his other Joey Sussex friends.

Joey Sussex 1: "Come fam lets go Portslade innit"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"

by TeeReal May 8, 2018

Joey

Joey can be nice to only girls, that have a nice body or that are “badass”. When you first meet him and if your a girl, he can seem like the best person ever. But when you get to know he’s very inappropriate and “interesting”. He’s kind of tall and not ugly but totally not cute. He’s. A. Player.

Joey 1st day: omg hi you look so pretty and nice, let’s talk.

Girl in her head: omg he seems so nice!

1 week later Joey: ay we should f***

Girl: ummmm

2-3 weeks later Joey: I’m done with you

Girl:why?

Joey: cause I’m going for a new hoe

by Like how bruh December 8, 2019

Joley

Joley's are one of the most trustworthy people in the world. They are extremely loyal, and an outstanding friend. They can sometimes have anger issues, or a lot of the time. But, when she's with her friends her aggressiveness dies down a little. She thinks she only has a few friends, or none. When literally everyone wants to be her friend. She only has about 1 or 2 close friends. When she is sad or upset she usually hides it and pretends to be okay when she actually is hurting. Little does she know her close friends are right there to help her through it. Joleys are extremely athletic and gifted in all sports. Most prefer basketball or track though. Joleys are animal people and loves horses and stuff like that. They either are blonde with green/blue eyes, or both cause they are just that special. And others have dirty blonde hair with hazel eyes. Joleys are very special people so if you have one in your life i would suggest you do not let them go. They are so strong, smart, amazing, special, outstanding, and so much more. If you are lucky enough to have a joley then dang you were very blessed.

Joleys are too great for there name to just be in a sentence :)

by Tom Stanely H. June 28, 2020