Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

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Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

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redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

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A popular metaphor created by the JETMILK publication signifying the amount of stimulation one is ready to receive. A reference to whether one can handle the jets in a hot tub being on or off.

JETS ON: Accepting of and open to a heightened amount of stimulation.

JETS OFF: Seeking little-to-no additional stimulation; a more chill vibe.

"Hey there's a new bar I wanted us to check out. Are you Jets On/Jets Off today?
"I'm feeling a little Jets Off maybe we can check it out tomorrow"

by lemoncurry98 April 23, 2023

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Jet-fuzz

The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)

Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.

by East Street December 7, 2012

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