a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.
Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
by Field Playa October 30, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore mug.Also known as Jersey Swerve. Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Slash on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Slash on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Slash on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 12, 2008
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by jangothreat June 19, 2009
Get the Jersey Armpit mug.1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
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2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010
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best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
Get the jersey valentine mug.jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.
on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
by jersey beach bum October 19, 2005
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Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" The cast in Jerseylicious actually have lifes, It is beleived that Jerseylicious was made to proove that not all people from Jersey are, well.. stupid. The cameras follow the lives of these young career driven professionals and their way to stardom. They dont use the cameras to get where they want like, the other show, they WORK for what they want..
The Cast is as follows,
Olivia (make up artist)
Tracy (hairstylist) Gigi (hairstylist)
Alexa (make up artist, a.k.a "Glam Fairy")
Gayle (Salon Owner)
Christy (Gayles daughter)
Anthony (Hairstylist, also owner of his own salon, "Anthony Rob")
Fillipo (Anthonys intern)
Frankie (Gigis Boyfriend)
Briella (Olivias BFF)
Olivia &Tracy bump heads alot. Olivia minds her own business, makes herself Lead make up artist working for Gatsby &Anthony Robs. Tracy always bashes Olivia for no reason.. Tracy is the true definiotion of TWO-FACED she uses her manipulative ways to work for both Gayle at the Gatsby & Alexa with her company the Glam Factory.. Knowing that if she gets caught her job at the Gatsby would be no more because Alexa &Gayle are in a feud themselves.. Briella, once Olivias BFF, starts working with The Glam Fairy &Tracy takes the oppurtunity to snatch her too, Briellas simple mind falls into Tracys trap &ends her friendship with Olivia, Gigi &Frankie are up and down, she wants this while he wants that, they take a break then she wants that &he wants this.
Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" The cast in Jerseylicious actually have lifes, It is beleived that Jerseylicious was made to proove that not all people from Jersey are, well.. stupid. The cameras follow the lives of these young career driven professionals and their way to stardom. They dont use the cameras to get where they want like, the other show, they WORK for what they want..
The Cast is as follows,
Olivia (make up artist)
Tracy (hairstylist) Gigi (hairstylist)
Alexa (make up artist, a.k.a "Glam Fairy")
Gayle (Salon Owner)
Christy (Gayles daughter)
Anthony (Hairstylist, also owner of his own salon, "Anthony Rob")
Fillipo (Anthonys intern)
Frankie (Gigis Boyfriend)
Briella (Olivias BFF)
Olivia &Tracy bump heads alot. Olivia minds her own business, makes herself Lead make up artist working for Gatsby &Anthony Robs. Tracy always bashes Olivia for no reason.. Tracy is the true definiotion of TWO-FACED she uses her manipulative ways to work for both Gayle at the Gatsby & Alexa with her company the Glam Factory.. Knowing that if she gets caught her job at the Gatsby would be no more because Alexa &Gayle are in a feud themselves.. Briella, once Olivias BFF, starts working with The Glam Fairy &Tracy takes the oppurtunity to snatch her too, Briellas simple mind falls into Tracys trap &ends her friendship with Olivia, Gigi &Frankie are up and down, she wants this while he wants that, they take a break then she wants that &he wants this.
Girl 1: "Have you seen the show Jerseylicious?"
Girl 2: "OMG yes! The Situatuion brought home a grenade!"
Girl 1: "Ummm no, you must be confusing talented Jerseylicious with that STD show Jersey Shore"
Girl 2: "Well, theyre both Jersey, so arent they basically the same thing?"
Girl 1: "Again, ummm NO.. Its completely different, Jerseylicious is classy, the people actually HAVE lifes.."
Girl 2: "Like, OMG! Why havent i heard of this show before!!?!"
Girl 1: "Lol.., well its on the Style network, Sundays at 5"
Girl 2: "Great! So theres no Buff guys or any of that?"
Girl 1: "Oh theres guys, ;) Theyre just not SLUTS!!"
Girl 2: "I think im in love.. . "
Girl 2: "OMG yes! The Situatuion brought home a grenade!"
Girl 1: "Ummm no, you must be confusing talented Jerseylicious with that STD show Jersey Shore"
Girl 2: "Well, theyre both Jersey, so arent they basically the same thing?"
Girl 1: "Again, ummm NO.. Its completely different, Jerseylicious is classy, the people actually HAVE lifes.."
Girl 2: "Like, OMG! Why havent i heard of this show before!!?!"
Girl 1: "Lol.., well its on the Style network, Sundays at 5"
Girl 2: "Great! So theres no Buff guys or any of that?"
Girl 1: "Oh theres guys, ;) Theyre just not SLUTS!!"
Girl 2: "I think im in love.. . "
by Team Olivia March 4, 2011
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