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Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.
Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.
by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019
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Jeremy

The smartest outgoing loyal honest person who you will have the pleasure to know. If you have a jeremy in your life never let him go , he will defend you when you need him to and always makes himself available if you need him . Just know jeremy is one of a kind and a handsome dude , if you ever let him go you will know it and second chances don’t come easy!
Oh jeremy he is a stand out bloke !
by Mary Kate August 4, 2022
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jeremy juwono

A person who thinks that they own it all and wants everyone to be and think like them.

The name comes from Jer Emy Jewanno - In the Greek, εβραίος θέλουν να είναι σαν κι εμένα"

Literally translated, "Jew Wanno B Jer Re Me"

The person says "you want to be, just like me" That is why they call him a Jeremy Juwono, because he is full of himself. Jeremy Juwonos are often talented and homosexual. They are extremely ambitious, arrogant, and flamboyant. They love the center of attention and will talk constantly to keep attention.
Charles: Have you met Nicky? He's totally a Jeremy Juwono! He's a sugarito!
Ryan: Nah, sure he's flamboyant, but he's not a Jeremy Juwono cause he's not full of himself!
Charles: What about Isaac? He's full of himself and talented.
Ryan: Eh, I guess so, he does always says "You just wanna be me" Also I think he might like men.

Lance: Ooooooooh totally good to know for my late night booty cravings!! I'll totally page him a fabulous phone call.
by DanaLynnLapsley June 28, 2016
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jeremy hughes

A douche bag punkass kid who lives in Lynchburg va... always liked him in high school never came on to me.. I woulda sat on his face with my skinny shaved vag. Can't wait to see him again when I cum home from school. Fucking dunce.
I once stared into the eyes of Jeremy hughes... he looked right past me at his friend heran. Fuck heran.
by Shemale April 18, 2018
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Jeremy

A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.
Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"
by Dagod11! November 6, 2023
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Jeremy

The swaggiest person you've ever met. He is so cool that you will wish you were friends with him if you aren't, and it'll cure your depression if you are. He's really into the coolest fandoms (for example; everyone likes undertale which is super cool and homestuck is amazing) and will drag you down into the depths of them with him. He will defend you against bullies and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone for you. He is the strongest person, even stronger than the guys who work out regularly.
"WOW IS THAT JEREMY"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"

"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"
by BitchMaster06 September 14, 2022
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Jeremy from your science class
oh look its Jeremy from science class! Hes so fat
by big back February 6, 2025
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