Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009

Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

by legs21 January 21, 2010

jonathan carroll

The most sexy beast that you can find.

DAMN you see that dude Jonathan Carroll I wanna sit on his face.

by SexyBeast69240 November 20, 2016

Jonathan

Just a cringe dude

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see

by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016

Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.

Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.

by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019