Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.

Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.

by Eye popper February 24, 2019

Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

by Meepchesters May 14, 2017

Japanese Garbage Bomb

When one balls up all their leftovers in tin foil and then tries to hit a three pointer into the garbage can.

Katie wanted to clean up quickly, so she made a Japanese Garbage Bomb.

by Tiraffe August 13, 2016

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Japanese drum show

A show were Japanese men use there penis to play traditional drums.

They rather enjoyed the Japanese drum show.

by tatertotz84 December 19, 2012

Japanese Subway girl

scary japanese woman, very

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

by shitcrackeater February 4, 2021

japanese lunch box

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.

my balls itch

must of been the japanese lunch box

by aye you bitch shuttup December 6, 2009