a man, of usually an older age, who is the man. he does whatever he pleases and doesn't care what anybody else thinks. he has a good sense of humor and can be found often laughing at his own jokes. he likes to tell younger men about his stories from back in the day, and most of the stories are legendary. he is respected by all who walk among him. (JACK must be spelled with all capital letters)
by Michiganfan4 November 18, 2009
Get the JACKmug. 
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D September 9, 2006
Get the jackmug. by asdfasdfasdf September 24, 2008
Get the jack jackmug. 1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
Get the jackedmug. by high as a kite April 20, 2004
Get the jacksmug.