juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

Juan

Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty

Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both

by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Juan

a horse

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"

by idkdidkdidkd January 2, 2022

Juan

That horse on a balcony

“Man have you seen that Juan meme?”

by simp_master_14 November 20, 2020

Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.

“I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...

by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020

juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀

“so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person

by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025