Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.

Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.

by Eye popper February 24, 2019

Japanese Subway girl

scary japanese woman, very

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

by shitcrackeater February 4, 2021

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.

Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss

by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018

Japanese drum show

A show were Japanese men use there penis to play traditional drums.

They rather enjoyed the Japanese drum show.

by tatertotz84 December 19, 2012

Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

japanese lunch box

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.

my balls itch

must of been the japanese lunch box

by aye you bitch shuttup December 6, 2009