Jade Goody

A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.

You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!
Me: lool it's Jade Goody!

by GraphicalRabbit March 22, 2009

Jade Gate

Cantonese/British slang for Vagina. Used in Hong Kong during the 1960's.

Whether Chinese or British, a Jade Gate is a Jade Gate.

I'd love to enter her Jade Gate.

by SukyfykuS March 13, 2020

Jade Puget

jade is my hero he can play that damn guitar like no one else and he has awsome hair

he is my hero

by STEVEN LEE August 30, 2003

Jade Day

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Jade and Joe

A boy who likes a girl but the girl doesn't like him back the way he likes her.

OI mate you've just been Jade and Joe'ed

by AJCRAZYBOI February 19, 2017

jade dennis

the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll never let you down and will always have your back. Perfect person to lay back and look at the stars and talk for hours with. Be prepared to end up talking over the phone into the early morning because she never gets boring. You'll probably end up falling deeply in love with her until it hurts not to be with her but it's totally worth it.

"I'm forrest for jade dennis"

by Lt. Dan June 12, 2017

jade thomas

an absolute slut

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.

by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019