Innocent Horny

The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is

Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.

by TheKingofBeans December 2, 2021

Innie

A way to combat small duck jokes. It is like how belly buttons are either innie or outty, but for genitalia, it is like saying you have a pussy.

Jimmy: Your dick is 1 inch long
John: Well your dick is an innie😎

by Jimmy Johns Official Account December 11, 2021

Innocent Bribe

a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.

look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.

by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022

inniting

the act of saying the commonly used word innit, which is an abbreviation for isn't it

bruh why does everyone keep inniting

by SprinkledBread March 19, 2022

Innit

Short for isn't it. Used in Britain and major English speaking countries colonized before e.g. Ireland, South Africa etc.

She's brazy innit?

by Anonymous Webber March 25, 2022

innocence

the act of fucking your mom or your 97-year-old grandmother's cousin till your dick turns to liquid.

I like innocence

by beyourself1234 April 5, 2022

Indica

Indica is a (sometimes) nice person, and she loves anime. She’s a person who will never let you down. Shes a good friend. Although shes a person where once you make her laugh, she starts wheezing, and she just doesn’t stop.

You: *tells a joke*
An indica:*wheeze*

by ThatHoe_UwU February 13, 2022