Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".

Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best

by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019

Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

Sheet snot

The wet spot she leaves on the bed after sex, usually where she passes out after sex.

She had to wash the sheets after I fucked her, cuz of the "sheet snot "she leaked.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Jack Sheet

Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes

Damn, Jason got his hands on some good Jack sheets.

by Sillyswallows April 17, 2019

Sheet Angels

an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.

My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.

by Jeromeerome May 8, 2024

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018