Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Dark Bolkum

The cobination of one Neanderthal with a massive bone visage and one illiterate retard with down syndroms traits of every kind.

fusion of derek yokum and mark boldes FORMS DARK BOLKUM!!!

big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.

by mitch kraft September 24, 2006

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

Dark Ages

The socialist, economy killings years when Barrack Hussein Obama was (is) President of The United States of America.

Tom "Do you remember the Dark Ages?"

Bill "Yes. Obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work."

by Stoolsample November 7, 2013

dark mode

When you don't answer your calls, text messages, voice mail, emails when your friends are trying to contact you to go out or do something.

I tried calling that vag Rob again after I texted him twice. We were supposed to go to that bitch Sherry's party tonight but it looks like he's in dark mode again.

by Susan G$ Garlington January 22, 2008

dark side

verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.

dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.

See also: wuba, slay

I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.

My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.

by Joe Mid May 13, 2005