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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
mugGet the Mental Ding-Dong-Ditchmug.

ditch of a difference

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".
by monneo March 5, 2017
mugGet the ditch of a differencemug.

Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
mugGet the Ditchingmug.

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
mugGet the Ding-dong Ditchmug.

Ditch Dick

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021
mugGet the Ditch Dickmug.

Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.
Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!
by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020
mugGet the Ditch Pigmug.

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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