Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

homosesual

An even gayer and more insulting way of calling someone gay.

You homosesual

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

homas

Ho~ma's : Of or refering to bitches, honeys, or other slang terms for females.

"Nah, couldn't have been me. I call all my bitches 'Homas'."

"Hey did you call up some 'homas' for the party this evening?"

by Birdmank January 29, 2006

homeskillet

A really close and frequent friend.

"Tell homeskillet to fire up the bar-b-q, I'll be home in a minute.

by Kelly Burkett September 22, 2005

Homostupid

To painfully demonstrate that you know nothing about homosexuals, with thoughtless comments and actions. This term especially applies to people who make homophobic remarks in the presence of a Gay person. Such remarks are often made with the assumption that no homosexuals are actually present to witness their painful lack of social graces. In the real world, it pays to know something about homosexuals. Ignorance can be expensive.

Example #1: Saying to Bob (your Gay neighbor), "Hey, thanks for returning my mail again. Our new mail carrier keeps putting my mail in your box. What a stupid fag!"

Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."

Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"

Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.

Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"

Example #6:

John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."

Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."

John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."

by Happy Wolf January 22, 2007

handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007

Homosley

Is the act of being mentaly handicapped to a point in which one attains a state of enlightenment in which all sexual needs are transcended by electronic gaming entertainment. specifically Sony products.

instead of being homosley you should leave your room and come to the party.

by NIPchee November 4, 2009