mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020

Nose Hair heaven

When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off

She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday

by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023

Tears in Heaven

The act of busting a nut on the ceiling while a whore lays in the bed with mouth open, catching the drops of jizz.

Any boy can nut on a girls face. I prefer to shoot my load on the ceiling while the whore lays on the bed with her mouth open catching the drops off the ceiling. I call it "Tears in Heaven" like the Clapton song.

by Dr. Thunder Pickle M.D. November 15, 2021

Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Bubble Heaven

When you're in a bubble bath with calm music playing and super relaxed. You don't ever want to get out, and you will eventually fall asleep.

Oh man I was in bubble heaven yesterday!

by RobSummers6969 April 26, 2015

Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.

A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.

by savuren February 13, 2021