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Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010
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see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.
by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014
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Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.
While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!
by Jose 22 June 8, 2018
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hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).
"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)
by speedog May 2, 2010
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Hands down

Hands down Ben Rowan is a git.
by London August 29, 2003
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Clinton handshake

A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005
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Throw Hands

“If I don’t see Mike Faist in Dear Evan Hansen, I’m gonna throw hands.”
by castiel May 29, 2018
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